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Mrs Cara looks well Steelybean just chilling with Feline Steve on her couch in her casual, baggy zip black hoodie. 

https://twitter.com/cara_steel/status/10...9779237888

Steve's online profile and following has grown exponentially in 2018. In fact I don't think Steve was even referenced on Mrs Cara's socials 'til about 2017 when he first started getting grumpy every few weeks and smashing stuff up including Mrs Cara's watch. 

I may be wrong but I can't recall earlier mention of Steve. Back in the Bluebird days of 2010 Mrs Cara used to come on the forum a lot to say hello to all her fans and thank me and Danzig for our caps but I don't recall mention of Steve. 

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Ding dong merrily on high,
The Steelybum is well pert
Ding dong! verily the sky
She is well legs eleven
Cara
Steelybean in excelsis!


#CaraCarols #CaraChristmas

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Could do it like Bill Haley & The Comets.

One, Two, Three O'clock, Four O'clock bop
Five, Six, Seven O'clock, Eight O'clock bop
Nine, Ten, Eleven O'clock, Twelve O'clock bop
We're gonna bop around the clock tonight

Put your glad rags on and join me hon'
We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one

Chorus:
We're gonna bop with feline Steve tonight
We're gonna bop, bop, bop, 'till broad daylight
We're gonna Steelybean bop around the clock tonight


When the clock strikes two, three and four
If Mrs Cara slows down we'll yell for more

 

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Mrs Cara has to lock Feline Steve up on Xmas eve else Santa's reindeer's get beat the fuck down. Bless.
It's Mrs Cara's birthday on 2nd January remember everybody. 21 again. 

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Mrs Cara's having time off whilst she gets loads of bits done to her house like the kitchen and stuff. Feline Steve's playing havoc with the builders, it's well steelycat and well Cara Cara. 

https://twitter.com/cara_steel/status/10...2743346176

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Mrs Cara new cap is still going viral 3 months down the line, it's well Steelybean.

23/10/18:

 

04/01/19:

 

31/01/19:

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Bean Steely Bean Steely Bean. Steelybean bop. Hello Mrs Cara it's well hectic

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With feline Steve @ Cara O'Clock. Bless.

I need a catch up with Mrs Cara soon, I've been getting random letters with her @ on it sent to my work, so I'll combine brains with my learned associate Steelington McBean & see if we can get to the bottom of it. Maybe it was Mrs Brett, she's got an impish streak wider than her not inconsiderable cleavage. We'll see.     

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Steelington McBean (BA Hons) of Steve, Steve & McBurgerBean LLP